Thursday, January 6, 2011

Things Tyler taught me about Canadia

My very good work friend, Tyler, is Canadian. He just got back from spending the holidays with his family and explained why Canada kicks America's ass:

  1. The drinking age is 19
  2. Strip clubs feature full nudity
  3. They have a place called Tim Horton's which suposively rivals Starbucks in coffee and Panera in sandwiches.
  4. Socialized Healthcare
  5. Everyone is very polite.
  6. There are mounties.
  7. They're, like, the ultimate hipsters, they've got all this awesome stuff and nobody knows about.
  8. eh?